My Dog
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dog gets his first check Friday.
Damn this is a great country.
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I have a friend whose dog got a credit card... unsolicited! Pretty big credit limit as I recall. :)
Big hugs xoxo
Doesn't surprise me one bit. It's sad though Sarge and I'm not smiling. :(
Oh my oh my Sarge, this did give me a good chuckle.
Hugs,
Bobbi
I loved it. Thanks for the laugh. Sent this one to hubby... he's roar over this one.
This makes me laugh and want to cry, too!
Big hugs, honey...
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