Sunday, February 13, 2011

Taking a test drive…….

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I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the
new Silverado 1500 pickup.

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Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense
that new "feel" before they become extinct...

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The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) satin the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

2010_silv_ltz_ecab_open The seats were of particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the
winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.


Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a
Republican truck............
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Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican
truck.


I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow
smoke up your ass year- round.

I had to walk back to the dealership.... Damn guy had no sense of
humor.

O Paper

Use with caution, repeated use will irritate your ass….

9 comments:

Linda said...

Thanks for the giggle!

retirementman said...

I guess you don't like President Obama do you? Charlie I would use any toilet paper, Democrats, Republicans,( Liberals, Conservatives, New Democratics, Parti Quebecquois, these are parties in Canada )if my ass needed cleaning. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great day my good friend.

Paul

Gene Bach said...

Great joke Sarge!

Bobbi said...

I don't care who you are or what party you are affiliated with, that was funny. Thanks for another chuckle Sarge. Glad you enjoyed the potato salad. See you in two weeks.

Hugs,

Bobbi

Barb said...

Sarge, you're a scream!

Big hugs :]

Traveling Bells said...

This was so cute I had to read it to Dick, who is in the kitchen making clam dip...for another woman. Imagine that!

Big hugs, honey...

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. That's a knee slapper times 10. Bwahaahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. Exits Sarge Charlies still laughing. :)

Lisa said...

That was a good one. Sucked me right in because I actually own a Silverado pickup truck. Hahaha.

Good one, Sir. Great way to kick off this dreadful Monday.

"Lois Grebowski" said...

I like how the back doors open. Cool. That's a suicide door. Right?

Happy Valentine's day to one of my favorite guys.