Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have..
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking, hand in hand, past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love...
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry... How soon can I go home?'
hat tip: OCD
on this day, Jan 2, 1968 miss bee and I became one, it was a good day

12 comments:
... Hanging to dry...LOL!
Happy anniversary to you lovebirds!
yup, 43 years and one day, but who's counting? ha ha ha
happy anniversary honey!
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Happy Anniversary, to you and Miss Bee!!!!
Hugs!!!!
Yep, unrequited love!
Happy Anniversary! We are 3 ahead of you!
Happy Anniversary, Sarge!
Congratulations Charlie and Bee for two wonderful people.
Paul
That Edna must be one very strong woman! And she sounds quite sane to me!
A very happy anniversary to you and your beloved!
HA! That's good. Happy new year Sarge.
Happy Anniversary to two people who make one.
♪♪Happy Anniversary to you,♪♪
♪♪Happy Anniversary to you,♪♪
♪♪Happy Anniversary Dear Sarge Charlie and Empress Bee, ♪♪
♪♪Happy Anniversary to you.♪♪
Happy 43 years together. Is there cake? :)
MOL that was funny. Mom laughed too.
hapy Bonkful Anniversary to you and Missie Bee. 43 years is a nice nuber and there will certainly be many many more
bonks and love always
Happy anniversary, Sarge and Bee!
Big hugs to you both...
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