During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
A short neurological test
1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President.
Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either!
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
12 comments:
I found all the hidden things. The rest of it sounds like me!
I posted an 'old fogie' one too.
Phewwww...I found the letters!!
Good one!
Peace
Now this is some funny stuff.
I found the, too. I was a little worried cause sometimes I can't draw a clock face. Thanks for the funnies and I hope you are weathering your treatments ok.
Sarge, thanks for the smiles today. Hope the juice doesn't make you sick. Take care of yourself.
Okay Sarge I'm okay for now. I'm happy about that.
You crack me up. You truly do.
Have a terrific day and get Miss Bee another piece of cake. :)
I am A okay...so glad I passed with Ease... I was beginning to wonder before I came here and was rescued by the test.
safe for another year... love the t-shirt. Bwahahahaahahah!
Whew, glad to know working for the government hasn't warped my brain. I found the C 6 N.
TGIF!
Woohoo I passed! Which is actually quite a relief as I've gotten so forgetful about things lately that I almost forgot which things you had told us to find! Srsly! My grandmother had Alzheimer's big time so I'm a bit nervous about it.
Whew...I passed with flying colors!
Big hugs, honey...
I found all 3 but I must admit the N was a lot harder to find. Thanks for the test and I am calling today to cancel my appointment.
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