In our recently completed house decoration contest Paul won hands down, for his prize I shipped him and unassembled snowman. Somewhere in shipping the assembly instruction were misplaced and my friend just did not know what to do so I am providing him the following instruction.
Step #1: Make a base for your snowman……
This is accomplished by forming large snowball and rolling it around on the snow covered ground, it will continue to pick up snow from the ground until it get as large as you like
Step #2: Make the upper body…………..
This is accomplished by forming a second large snowball and rolling it in the snow as in step #1. When it is as large as you like place it on your Base.
Step #3: Make a head for your snowman……….
Follow the same procedure as you did with base and body, only smaller
OK Paul, I hope you get closer to EXPECTATIONS than REALITY, have fun, I am sending you more fresh unassembled snowman, have a great day………….
10 comments:
i think i saw that reality snowman on the corner begging for change the other day...
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxo
I have asked Mary Lou to see your instructions and then she will go outside do what you said to do. When she is finished, I will take a photo to send to you to see just how great of a teacher you were or to see if Mary Lou can understand your instructions. Ha,ha,ha.
Paul
LOL at Miss Bees comment. Sounds about right to me too.
You are just the nicest and most helpful guy out there Sarge. Just saying.
Have a terrific day. :)
I'll wait for the result of this challenge: but why has Mr Retirementman forced Mary Lou to make the snowman?
And he stays warm at home?!!!
Ciao Miss Bee and Sarge!!!
Oh ... so that's how it's done, eh? But what about the face? How is Paul gonna know how to put a face on the snowman that he's forcing his wife to make rather than go out and do it himself???
Mary Lou, don't fall for that! Make Paul construct his own snowman.
Sending big snowy hugs from Jawjah...
Hey Charlie my friend, get me out of this situation you got me into. Mary Lou was the one who wanted to ask you about the instructions, not me. I already know the instructions. I know what. You and Mary Lou should be the ones to construct the snowman while Bee and I will sit back and enjoy your work. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great week my friends.
Paul
nope, not me my friend, you are the one sending Mary Lou out into the cold, you became the bad guy, sorry Paul..........
you are in a lose lose, if I get in it will be the same thing........
You're too, too funny!!! You and Paul are quite a pair. About the only snowmen you see around here are the ones made out of tumbleweeds!
***I played catch-up with your posts. I was totally in love with Hoppy! Hopalong Cassidy was my favorite, then Roy Rogers. Everytime they played the song, "Happy Trails to You," I would cry, which meant I cried a lot. Thanks for the memories!
~~~Blessings~~~
so that's how it's done... LOL! It's been so long that I forgot how to make one. Oh boy, I can't wait to try it.
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