My son sent me another e-mail, this is funny……….
Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so
polite!
Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."
7 comments:
Hey Charlie, I couldn't stop laughing at the end. I love you southerners.
Paul
Thanks for the laugh
It made sense to me, y'all!
Big hugs, honey...
I needed that! Very funny...
gotta' love a southerner! and i do!
smiles, bee
xoxooxxoxoxo
Well, bless your hearts. Y'all come back, y'hear?
bwahahahaha!
Reminds me of a joke where the southern lady always said, "Isn't that nice."
z
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