A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.
''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
CHECK WITH MISS BEE FOR ANY NEWS
8 comments:
Oh these are just too good my friend.
I hope and pray that all goes well with your surgery.
Bwahahahahaha. This is so very true.
Hope you are feeling better Sarge. :)
Pearls of wisdom for sure.
Big hugs 'n love...
A wise lesson! :)
Just came from Bee's blog. So glad you're doing well, Sarge.
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, and just 'cause ... Thank you for your service. You rock.
xo Clew
Hahahaha... you got ttat right, Sarge!
Too bad more turkeys that fed on bullshit can't be shot out of the trees!
Good one, Sarge - so glad to see from Miss Bee's blog that you're feeling better and out of the ICU. Next stop will hopefully be home!
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